" absconds "

 [ "abscond" ]

1: to self-yeet

  * e.g.,  ... yo I was sitting there when I absconded my dumb ass out the classroom window 

 [ "abscond" ]

1:  To sneakily sneak away really sneaky like.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm going to go abscond to the pond real sneaky like.  

 [ "abscond" ]

1: You ESCAPE from somewhere that has walls or chains, but you abscond from somewhere where the only deterant is that you are not ALLOWED to leave, but there are no physical confines e.g. .

  * e.g.,  ... your school or an open prison 

 [ "Abscond" ]

1: Fuck this shit, I'm out.

  * e.g.,  ... When the police raided, we absconded from the scene. 

 [ "absconding" ]

1: Indian and British English: to run away and shit.

  * e.g.,  ... Malik misteriwalla is absconding from jail in Thiruvananthapuram 

 [ "abscond" ]

1: To steal a sexual favor from a second party in a very seductive and forthright manner.

  * e.g.,  ... Man... you really absconded that ass last night didn't ya? cmon... dont lie... ooooo ya you did, C'MON be honest, you a ddoooggg, oooo ya, way to GOOOO. W00T, ABCOND THAT BOOOTAY 

 [ "abscond" ]

1: Engaging in sexual acts with a party committed to another party; an adulterous act. See supply.

  * e.g.,  ... Monica Lewinsky absconded that booty in the White House. 

 [ "Abscondment Day" ]

1: When someone abandons their of Duty of Care for people and takes off on holiday. Specifically December 16th 201 A national day of showing utter disappointment and dissatisfaction in Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison (Scomo) who absconded to a holiday in Hawaii with his family whilst most of Australia was engulfed in rampaging bushfires which destroyed homes, businesses, towns and states. Many lives were lost and Australian firefighters did not even have enough equipment to fight these fires. The then Prime Minister Scott Morrison (Scomo) chose to stay in Hawaii even after he was criticised for leaving his people to holiday on the other side of the globe, his response? “I don’t hold a hose mate”… Australians were quite underwhelmed with that response and now wear Hawaiian Shirts on “Abscondment Day” to mourn the day Australian Government lost its compassion and care for its people, represented by the at the actions of one Scott Morrison (Scomo) soon to be ex-prime minister of Australia 🇦🇺

  * e.g.,  ... Remember that time the Prime Minister of Australia left Australia burning in the midst of a bushfire crisis to go for a holiday ? Yeah well that’s Abscondment Day! 

 [ "abscond to constantinople" ]

1: When someone in a relationship resorts to a ridiculous story to end the relationship because the other party just doesn't seem to get the message.

  * e.g.,  ... Jeff was blowing off Sally forever but she wouldn't stop calling him. He finally had to abscond to Constantinople. He told her he got a job at a research station in Antarctica; pretty good work for a guy who didn't graduate high school. 

 [ "Abscondalize" ]

1: (Ab●Scond●Alie●Z) Whatever Shaggz needs it to be. In example:

  * e.g.,  ... I abscondalized my way here. Probably gonna be abscondalizing back shortly. 

 [ "Abscondalize" ]

2: "Hey what are you doing?"

 [ "Abscondalize" ]

3: "Calm down I'm Abscondalizing, that's all."

 [ "Abscondalize" ]

4: Can not be used against Shaggz.

 [ "Abscondalize" ]

5: In example:

 [ "Abscondalize" ]

6: "Hey shaggz you can't abscondalize here!"

 [ "Abscondalize" ]

7: Shaggz in response could/would say: "Hang on wait, that's not abscondalizing though!" And magically it wouldn't be abscondalizing, also whatever he was accused of would have never happened.