" beard "

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1: The significant other of a person who is gay... BUT they are of the opposite sex. A beard is used to make the world think the gay partner is straight. Sometimes the beard knows they're a beard, and sometimes they're being deceived.

  * e.g.,  ... "I didn't want her to think that I was Gay and I was hiding it from her, and that I was using her as like a "beard". 'Cause that's what the whole internet probably thinks!" - Shane Dawson, Coming Out Video. 

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1: a man or woman used as a cover for a gay partner

  * e.g.,  ... poor Jenny, she has no idea that she's been Allen's beard for the past 5 years 

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1: A common word used to address a homosexual's female friend who he takes around town; he normally calls this companion his "girlfriend" to prove to the world that he is a masculine, football watching, titty grabbing heterosexual male. Although, he may think that this so called 'image' is working, he's actually fooling himself. It's completely obvious to on-lookers that he is a flamboyant homo. Gayer than a chihuahua in pink shades.

  * e.g.,  ... Who the hell does Gayfron think that he is fooling? We all know that Vanessa Hudgens is his beard. 

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2: Here are some warning signs that you may be a beard...

  * e.g.,  ... Have you ever watched Sunset Tan? Nick's beard sort of looks like a tranny. 

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3:  He wears more makeup than you.

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4:  He looks fucking FIERCE in pictures 'cause he smiles wit' his eyes.

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5:  Uses bronzer as blush

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6:  Plucks his own eyebrows and his eyebrows look more groomed than yours.

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7:  Stands with hands on his hips.

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1: Beards are definately cool. Whether you have a beard or not, respect the power of the beard, think of how many different types of people have a beard. I dont like steriotyping but, Stoners, Moshers, Gangsters, Skaters, Bikers, Pimps, the list goes on. Everyone loves a beard and if you get it right it looks smart as fuck.

  * e.g.,  ... Bill Bailey - 'My eventual aim is to grow my beard, plat it into my pubes and play it like a harp' 

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1: slang for I don't believe you

  * e.g.,  ... Since john didn't believe jack, he said beard. 

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1: The hairy pubic area of a man, or sometimes disgustingly, a woman. What makes it a beard is the shape or pattern in which the pubic hairs grow (from under the bellybutton to the grendel).

  * e.g.,  ... Moisha: "My beard is gettin' so thick i gotsta shave this shit." 

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1:  to be a beard is to be boring, unsociable and a complete waste of air

  * e.g.,  ... jamie roberts aka "ultimate beard" 

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2:  never wants to do anything atall..ever

  * e.g.,  ... "beard u cumin out tonight" 

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3:  stubborn bastard

  * e.g.,  ... "naaaa im stayin in playin xbox 360" 

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1:  A boy or girl hired as a celebritys boyfriend/girlfriend by that celebritys management, usually for publicity.

  * e.g.,  ... Fan 1: "Ugh, did you hear that Eleanor Calder is dating Louis Tomlinson of One Direction?" 

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1: When a pop star is gay, management will give them a girlfriend to hide it. This is called a beard. It is usually referred to in a jokingly manor.

  * e.g.,  ... "are you gonna have a beard like Taylor Swift?" 

 [ "beard-on" ]

1: The practice of reality TV pseudo-celebs, primarily on the Discovery Channel, using product in their beards to give the appearance of a long, hard, straight beard, resembling the male mammal penile erection in appearance.

  * e.g.,  ... Neil: "Did you catch all those beard-ons on Discovery last night?" Bob: "I know, right? It's like they won't give you a show unless you're a visable douche..."